February 2011
Você sabia que se alguém encher o teu saco, você...
I fucking love food. I don't give a fuck about...
-fuckthisimgoingtohogwarts:
Having guy friends: no drama, no betrayal, no...
candidlycara:
dinoodany:
ain’t that the truth
This. Forever. <3
January 2011
When you accidently hit the backspace button and...
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
xwishforyou:
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
<3
lollll
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Reblog se isso fez parte da sua infância!
saysgoodbye:
eu era feliz e não sabia O.o
omg! dip n’ lik, aquaplay, push pop, tamagotchi, tazos T_T
Watchhowimetyourmothersource:
Promos for the new HIMYM episode with Katy Perry.
replace one word in your url with pizza
justalyricallie:
causeimafreakbaby:
whocaresdarrenchris:
crawlthrutacos:
chrisfreakingcolfer:
icallthatprogress:
-strongerthanyesterday:
badromance-:
youllneverpizzaalone:
messi-cookies-and-me:
messi-cookies-and-pizza
Pizzallneverpizzaalone?
pizzaromance-
-strongerthanpizza
icallthatpizza
xpizzaout
chrispizzacolfer
crawlthru_pizza
vag jokes still work.
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That awkward moment when your children ask how you...
liddybouvier:
tayaa:
isleptwitheveryone:
Odeio quando eu abro a barra de chocolate e...
sério, já ta cansando!
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SHUT IT DOWN SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN
myvaginaappreciatesyoujesse:
didyoublush:
Remember when these things happened and we thought it was incredibly gay and beautiful?
IT’S ALL INVALIDATED. ANDREW IS FUCKING SITTING IN JESSE’S LAP:
Is it me or are they becoming significantly more outwardly homosexual jw
THEY’RE GOING TO COME OUT ON THE OSCARS. JSJSJSJSJS.
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If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
-livelovefashion:
lydx3:
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I sawwww it!
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second time ive reblogged this
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This made me smile. [:
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people...
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
*Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story
*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.
*Robot slaps mom*
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”